Palin’s a Gossip Girl November 19, 2009Posted by pupfiction in Amazing.
Tags: books, humor
This hilarious and uncanny article by Vanity Fair takes Cecily von Ziegesar’s Gossip Girl books and compares them to ex-vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s new autobiography, Going Rogue. One particularly striking (and nauseating) similarity:
That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd’s blue eyes smiling, I chuckled.
Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?(Going Rogue: An American Life)
Blair yanked open the sliding door into the suite just as someone else was stepping out onto the terrace. She caught her breath. Broad shoulders. Tanned skin. Light brown hair streaked blond from the sun. Hollowed-out cheekbones and a scruffy beard. Glittering green eyes that were staring right at her. Adorable smile.(Gossip Girl: I Will Always Love You)